Meet The Team

Jacquelyn Murray

“Who me? Boss lady? If you insist… What do you mean don’t push this big red button? Who designed this!? What do you mean it was me?”

“Someone has to keep these clowns in line! So.. Can I have the Ringmaster title now? WHERE’S MY POPCORN? ”

“Somebody left the lid off the radioactive waste? …It wasn't me, it was my evil twin!” *slinks away to Manager hidey hole*

“Embezzlement here is really hard! Also! Coffins… are just maracas during earthquakes. P.S.. send tips to my venmo @poorfinanceboi”

"SiR! YoU'vE PaRkEd yOuRsElF iN ThE MiDdLe oF tHe RoAd! MoVe YouRsELf!"

“As a volunteer coordinator… My job is to tell people where to go. I was born for this!”

“Wait… why can’t we drink the paint water? I drink the paint water… Unfortunately…”

“Do you know what an

ID-10-T error is?”